Some Facts

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat
    his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of
    thumb"

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    Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
    "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into
    the English language.


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    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and
    Wilma Flintstone.
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    Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the
    British Royal Mint.
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    Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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    Coca-Cola was originally green.
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    It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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    The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
    The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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    The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: is £8.000
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    The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
    61,000
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    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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    The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:


    Spades - King David
    Hearts - Charlemagne
    Clubs -Alexander, the Great
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar


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    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


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    If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
    air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
    the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has
    all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.


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    Q. Half of all Britains live within 50 miles of what?


    A. Their birthplace


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    Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
    requested?


    A. Obsession


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    Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
    would find the letter "A"?


    A. One thousand


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    Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,


    and laser printers all have in common?


    A. All were invented by women.
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    Q. What is the only food that doesn't go off?


    A. Honey


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    Q. Which day are there more 'Reverse the Charges' calls than any other day
    of the year?


    A. Father's Day


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    In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When
    you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to
    sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."


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    It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for
    a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law
    with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their
    calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we
    know today as the honeymoon.
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    In our English pubs, ale was ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
    England , when customers got unruly, the bartman would yell at them "Mind
    your pints and quarts, and settle down."


    It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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    Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
    rim, or handle, of their ceramic mugs. When they needed a refill, they used
    the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired
    by this practice.
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    At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
     
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  3. 1dave

    1dave Astrea Snail

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    thought about it.:smartass:
     
  4. Grotto

    Grotto Spanish Shawl Nudibranch

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    I'm part of that statistic :yelrotflm
     
  5. aquaboy

    aquaboy Panda Puffer

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    i even multuplied 111,111,111 by 111,111,111! LOL!
     
  6. wastemanagement

    wastemanagement Eyelash Blennie

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    from what I take from that is that in babalon times multipal divorces and remarriage would have been a good thing for the fellas LOL