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  1. Birdlady

    Birdlady Finback Whale

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    That website is just sick!!! ;D
     
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  3. Midnight_Madman

    Midnight_Madman Montipora Digitata

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    Yeah! Our Yima auction fits in perfect!
     
  4. Matt Rogers

    Matt Rogers Kingfish Staff Member

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    Man I have been missing the fun here! :laughing0

    I was supposed to do an overdue water change. Oh well. This was worth it.

    I see John has been keeping busy. My favorite quotes:

    ;D Nice work JohnO. Is your girlfriend jealous?
     
  5. Valexia

    Valexia Plankton

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    nothings more romantic than lymph nodes..... :D hahaha!
     
  6. fletch

    fletch Kole Tang

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    That is only one of the famous JohnO pick up lines. :laughing0
     
  7. Birdlady

    Birdlady Finback Whale

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    Oohh! You got another bid!!! ;D Up to 6 cents now! ;D
     
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  9. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    Well, It's Monday morning ( for me ) and still no sign of Yima :( I am not happy because I have poured my very essence, my heart and soul out to that woman, and no bloody reponse. Looks like I will have to write her another message :)



    Oh, Yima, Yima! wherefore art thou Yima?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
    And I'll no longer be a Wozzafishy.

    But, soft! what email through my PC breaks?
    It is the east, and Yima is the sun.

    Yima my sweet Juliet, my death in 5 acts. I do not want to be your Romeo, however I cannot understand life without you now, and BEG you to write back to me. Write back quickly as I can bear the pain no longer. You have tugged on my heart strings, plucked my aorta which now pulsates in the key of f flat.

    It is without hearing from you that I suffer the most, it is excrutiatingly painful as the daggers of your silence rip through the very fabric of my soul.

    Yima, even if you have decided that our marriage is over, even if you cannot face the prospect of being with me in my palace or aboard my yacht, please send me at least one more message ( complete with another picture of you ) so that I can have it framed in pure 18 carat gold and keep it next to my heart, together with the picture of my mother.

    (sob) John Wozzafishy

    I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
    Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
    Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
    With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine.
     
  10. Birdlady

    Birdlady Finback Whale

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    Oh, my! There you go , waxing poetic again! I would marry you for that poem......








    NOT! ;D ::) :tongue4:
     
  11. fletch

    fletch Kole Tang

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    Hi John I Made you a Yacht ;D


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  12. allaboutfish37

    allaboutfish37 Feather Duster

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    that's funny ;D ;D ;D lol