Fish jokes

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  1. Servillius

    Servillius Montipora Digitata

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    And if this is original, it's one of the best ad libs EVER!
     
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  3. Marshall O

    Marshall O Giant Squid

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    It's from Finding Nemo ;)
     
  4. Camkha1234

    Camkha1234 Great Blue Whale

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    What did the fish say when he posted bail?

    "I'm off the hook!"
     
  5. DevinH

    DevinH Montipora Capricornis

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    Eels
     

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  6. 55gfowlr

    55gfowlr Zoanthid

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    There's plenty of fish in the sea... Just be careful not to catch crabs!!!!
     
  7. reefer Bob

    reefer Bob Montipora Digitata

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    I think you guys watch to much spongebob. Lol
     
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  9. diverdan

    diverdan Bangghai Cardinal

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    I think anyone here who has kids watches too much Sponge Bob. I would rather watch Sponge Bob than Dora the Explorer.
     
  10. DevinH

    DevinH Montipora Capricornis

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    I'm 18. I still watch sponge bob!
     
  11. 55gfowlr

    55gfowlr Zoanthid

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    Amen

    Ok , getting creepy now.....lol ;)
     
  12. Greg@LionfishLair

    Greg@LionfishLair 3reef Sponsor

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    A Chorydactylus, an Inimicus, and a lionfish go into a bar and order drinks. The bartender looks at the lionfish and says "I can't serve you."

    The lionfish gets a bit miffed and asks "Why the heck not?"

    The bartender replies "Because you can't hold your liquor".

    Explanation:

    Stingfish have 2 or 3 of their first pectoral rays separate from the rest which they use to scare up food or walk around, lionfish don't have this, so basically, a lionfish has no "hands"...

    I know...I know...but it IS a fish joke.
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2013