Fish jokes

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  1. DevinH

    DevinH Montipora Capricornis

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    Didn't see a thread so I thought I'd start it.

    What do fish use to get high?

    Sea weed.
     
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  2. Astrick117

    Astrick117 Stylophora

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    Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his toys?

    Because he was a little shellfish.
     
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  3. DBOSHIBBY

    DBOSHIBBY Sleeper Shark

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    There's this mollusk, see, and he walks up to this sea cucumber...well, he doesn't actually 'walk' up, he swims up. Actually, the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and the sea cucumber, well they...I'll all mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber, none of them were walking, so forget that I said that....nevermind.
     
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  4. Biocube

    Biocube Giant Squid

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    What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

    You can tune a piano, but you can’t tunafish!
     
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  5. Astrick117

    Astrick117 Stylophora

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    ...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
     
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  6. Toallhisdoom

    Toallhisdoom Dragon Wrasse

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    lol these are funny
     

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  7. Nuebie

    Nuebie Peppermint Shrimp

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    Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

    Because they have their own scales.
     
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  8. Nuebie

    Nuebie Peppermint Shrimp

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    Bump
     
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  9. Todd_Sails

    Todd_Sails Giant Squid

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    What fish is best to have in a boat?



    A Sailfish.
     
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  10. Todd_Sails

    Todd_Sails Giant Squid

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    What kind of fish chases mice?



    A catfish
     
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