Discussion in 'The Bucket' started by DevinH, Mar 7, 2013.
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Didn't see a thread so I thought I'd start it.
What do fish use to get high?
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish.
There's this mollusk, see, and he walks up to this sea cucumber...well, he doesn't actually 'walk' up, he swims up. Actually, the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and the sea cucumber, well they...I'll all mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber, none of them were walking, so forget that I said that....nevermind.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tunafish!
...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
lol these are funny
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales.
What fish is best to have in a boat?
What kind of fish chases mice?
Separate names with a comma.