How To Handle A Husband

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

    People would say...
    "What a peaceful & loving couple."

    The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the scret of their long and happy marriage.

    The Husband replied..."Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man..."We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse, we hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off, my wife looked down at the horse and quietly said..."That's once."...

    "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said..."That's twice."...

    We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

    I SHOUTED at her..."What's wrong with you, Woman!

    Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you f*^&%$n crazy!?"

    She looked at ME, and quietly said..."That's once."

    From that moment.... We have lived happily every after."
     
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  3. Otty

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    lol good one, missed the jokes JohnO...where have you been? ;D
     
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  5. cuttingras

    cuttingras Starving Artist :)

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    I like that one!!!!:laughings