A Cow's Tail

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  1. JohnO

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    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to You?'

    'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

    'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's girlie bits.

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''

    'I don't remember much after that'
     
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    Now that's funny mate.
     
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