The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town.

He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a tall blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:

"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, you little
jerk. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person - because you and
your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but
women at large - all in the name of humor."

Flustered, not having ever encountered a heckler before, the young ventriloquist begins to apologize.

But the blonde cuts him off:

"You stay out of this Mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"