Steve Wright

So man come off it..you're THE Steve(n) Wright ain't ya! I mean all the off the wall humor kind of gives you away..LOL ;D

For those of you who don't know...Steven Wright was a pretty popular stand up in the '80's who had a depressing mono tone voice that matched his strange sense of humor..I loved the guy, he had my ribs aching everytime I'd see a new HBO special. He told jokes like "I lost a sock...called 411 and the operator said it's under the couch..it was" or "my apartment got buglarized..the thief stole everything I owned and replaced it with an exact replica".

LOL srry this is my wierd sense of humor showing it's a$$ @ midnight after a loooong unrelaxing Saturday.;D

 

Very funny man

he once poured spot remover on his dog and the dog dissapeared
and another time he put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time
also on one occasion he said he had purchased a microwave fireplace, and had a full evening in front of the fire in just 8 minutes

Steve "the other" Wright

 

yesyes! It's alright 'the other' you still make me laugh.;D

 

hey steve, did you ever live in a house with a circular driveway, and couldnt find your way out?

 

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world.......

..maybe you've seen it

 

one of steves thats a fav also is, what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

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I have the worlds largest collection of air guitars

Steve

 

Did you every buy powdered water, and not know what to add to it?

 

My Fav:
I just got back from the hospital. My girlfriend had to get her stomach pumped because i fed her what i thought was cotton candy and turned out to be insulation on a stick. So i tried to hang myself with bungee cords. I kept almost dying.