Sorry - Blonde joke imminent

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's

a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.



So she peels it off and starts screaming,

"I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!"



The waitress says, "That's impossible.

The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"



But the blonde keeps on screaming,

"I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!"



Finally, the manager comes over and says,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.

You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome

because we didn't have that as a prize.



The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.

I've won a motorhome!"



And she hands the ticket to the

manager and HE reads...






"W I N A B A G E L"

 

: Terrible, as always ;D

 

Well, good jokes are getting hard to find these days, so sometime "we" have to resort to the old favourites. Speaking of which, what did the cannibal say to the other cannibal while they were eating a clown?

John

 

"This taste funny to you?"

 

One of my all time favourites The joke, not Ms Hilton BTW

John