Sex Frogs

A blond goes to her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As
she looks around the shop , she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign
says, "Sex Frogs! Only £10 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions!"


The blond nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As
soon as she closes the door to her flat, she opens the instructions
and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:


1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
frog to do what he has been trained to do.


She then quickly gets into bed with the frog; and, to her surprise,
nothing happens!


The blond is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet shop."


So, she calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over."


Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blond welcomes
him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
The frog just sits there."


The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes, and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show
you how to do this one more time!

 

Thats the way to do it! Im J/K......

 

your giving away the tricks of the trade here Johno.........haha

 

that's why god invented blondes