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I see where they get their looks from! Beautiful Babies!

 

my kids.

 

Aw, thanks! I say they got their daddy's looks...I still have mine!

 

OMG, they are just SOOO freaking cute! I could just wrestle with 'em for hours!!! I'm a "big dog" lush if you can't tell...

 

Great Danes?

 

the red one is a 5 month old dogue de bordeaux and the brindle one is a bullmastiff

 

The big one is a mastiff, not sure on the small one...definitely the cutest things!!!

 

FEELING GRAVITY'S PULL


{opening riff}

#har denotes harmonics on that fret
(E)---7--------7--------0--------------------------5har--
(B)-----7--------7----0---0----------7har----------5har--
(G)-------10-------10----------------7har----------5har--
(D)----------------------------------7har----------5har--
(A)-------------------------9-9999-9-7har-9-9999-9-------
(E)-------------------------7-7777-7------7-7777-7-------

{play the riff but start with the stuff on the 7th fret of
the low E string}

I fell asleep and read just about every paragraph.

Read the scene where gravity is pulling me around
Peel back the mountains peel back the sky
Stomp gravity into the floor
It's a Man Ray kind of sky
Let me show you what I can do with it
Time and distance are out of place here

{The riff is like this:
(B) ------0------0------0------0----
(G) ----0------0------0------0------
(D) --------------------------------
(A) -----------------------0--------
(E) -0------2-------3---------------

Step up, step up, step up the sky is open-armed
{start the riff again}
When the light is mine, I felt gravity pull

Somewhere near the end it said
"You can't do this", I said "I can too"
Shift sway rivers shift, oceans fall and mountains drift
It's a Man Ray kind of sky
Let me show you what I can do with it

Step up, step up, step up the sky is open-armed
C D
When the light is mine, I felt gravity pull onto my eyes,
C D
holding my head straight (looking down).
C B
This is the easiest task I've ever had to do...


I fell asleep and read just about every paragraph

Read the scene where gravity is pulling me around
Shift the swaying river's shift
Oceans fall and mountains drift
It's a Man Ray kind of sky
Let me show you what I can do with it
Time and distance are out of place here

Step up, step up, step up the sky is open-armed
When the light is mine, I felt gravity pull onto my eyes,
holding my head straight (looking down).
This is the easiest task I've ever had to do...

Reason had harnessed the tame
Holding the sky in their arms

{The end follows these chords: B C B C B C B C D B}
Gravity pulls me down

 

Classic stuff!! I can see the scenario in my head! Screamed like a baby! LOL.

 

> YOUR PARROT IS DEAD SENOR
>
> At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is > Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.'
>
> 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'
>
> 'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your > parrot, he is dead'
>
> 'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International > competition?'
>
> 'Si, Senor, that's the one.'
>
> 'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.
> What did he die from?'
>
> 'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'
>
> 'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'
>
> 'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'
>
> 'Dead horse? What dead horse?'
>
> 'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'
>
> 'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'
>
> 'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water > cart.'
>
> 'Are you insane?? What water cart?'
>
> 'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'
>
> 'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??'
>
> 'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains > caught on fire.'
>
> 'What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed > because of a candle?? !!'
>
> 'Yes, Senor Rod.'
>
> 'But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle > for?'
>
> 'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'
>
> 'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'
>
> 'Your wife's, Senor Rod', she showed up very late one night > and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new tailor made > Super Quad 460 golf club.'
>
> SILENCE .. . .. . . . .LONG SILENCE . . . . . . . . . .
>
>
>
> 'Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep S%$T' .