Puns

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look
    at either.

    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
    any.

    I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

    Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

    Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron."
    The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

    And finally,

    There was the person who sent ten different puns to her friends, with the
    hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
    No pun in ten did.
     
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  2. amcarrig

    amcarrig Super Moderator

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    That was punny.
     
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  3. Frizza

    Frizza Coral Banded Shrimp

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    What do you call a mushroom that goes to a party?

    A fun guy!!
     
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  4. amcarrig

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    Oh dear...it seems to be contagious :)
     
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  5. JohnO

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    As per normal you are the only one out of step. I have told you a million times, without any exaggeration, that puns are funny :)

    John
     
    JohnO, Feb 10, 2006
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