Irish Diet

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

    "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat
    this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
    lost at least 5 pounds."

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
    nearly 60 POUNDS!

    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
    instructions?"

    The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
    going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

    "From hunger, you mean?"

    "No, from bloody skippin", the Irishman said.
     
    JohnO, Oct 28, 2007
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  2. baugherb

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    lmao hahahhaha
     
    baugherb, Oct 28, 2007
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