How To Clean The Toilet

HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

Ok Were Did You Find This One

 

That's Great

That's great!;D ;D

 

I'd like to see you try that with the cat in my avatar

 

John are you " The Dog " ? This sounds like a true story to me ;D

 

Your puss doesn't scare me sweetheart

John

 

No mate, not the "Dog"

Like most men I have an aversion to cleaning both cats and toilets, that's womans work ( whoops! )

John

 

It'll scratch your eyes out!!

 

I have nothing to say to THAT remark that would not get me banned from 3reef forever sweetheart, so check your email and in particular your junk mail folder

John

 

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