How to Achieve Inner Peace

I just had to share this with my 3reef family.
I'm sure you'll all appreciate it.




I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace

 

Simply fantastic ;D

 

Hilarious!! This is great! I'll send it to my brother in law, he likes this types of jokes

 

Well after reading this I looked around to see what hasn't been finished. I have a jar of hot sauce, chip crumbs, and a cup with one drink of water left in it. I downed the water but I'm a little worried my inner self won't be at peace after the jar of hotsauce. Tell Dr. Phil he's wrong!

 

Glad you both enjoyed it.

LOL
I've got a lot (for me) of liquer @ home that has barely been touched I don't think I'll be finishing them off anytime soon....it's probably not adviseable to finish it up all at once.

 

;D

Ok so now that I have finished all of that and I am now on the way to the hospital (and near death) what shall we do next? Clue: for all of you humans out there- NOTHING IS EVER FINISHED, it isn't supposed to be.

Quacker Phil- I love AM radio.

 

I need to finish stocking my corals....hmmm I have and idea.....

 

LOL great laugh thanks.

 

lol..this is hilarious!!!!

 

Me too!

Glad to give you a good laugh for the day.