Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Today's the day everybody gets to be Irish. If you're already drunk,
you're truly Irish or on your way to a long day. Try a Guinness, the
finest beer ever brewed. Have a Harp if you find the Guinness a bit
too stout. Do not drink green American beer. For the inexperienced
with a hankering for Irish Whiskey, I suggest Tullamore Dew with a
couple ice cubes. Very smooth.

Have a potato or two for ballast, eat a salmon, catch a pike, watch a
hurling match, play golf, wear a wool sweater, go to mass, make a
baby, grab a leprechaun. All these activities can make you a little
more Irish, and the last can make you rich.

So when you're hammered today, be creative; sing a song, recite a
poem, do some acting, write a love letter, fall down and piss
yourself, beat a snake with a stick, punch an Englishman, kiss a
redhead named Kathleen, laugh your ass off, and get in a good
argument.

The truly Irish should only argue amongst themselves, as no one else
is a worthy opponent.

Most of all, enjoy yourself. The Irish do every day.

Do not drink and drive, in Ireland, it's almost a capitol offense.

 

Happy Saint Paddy's day

 

Happy St. Patty's day to all !!!

FYI, next year (leap year) it will be on the weekend ! fun party weekend !!

enjoy the day and drink responsibly !

 

ah, a great day. St. Patty and March madness begins.

 

Happy day!!