Golf, better than sex?

#10....A below par performance is considered damn good.


#9....You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.


#8....It's much easier to find the sweet spot.


#7...Foursomes are encouraged.


#6....You can still make money doing it as a senior.


#5....Three times a day is possible.


#4....Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.


#3....If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.


#2....You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.


And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....


#1....If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!


John

 

lmao... 4

 

I'd rather be pulling my own teeth without novacane, than be playing golf. How dare you put golf and sex in the same sentence(lol)

 

I once played 9 holes luna and it took me 5 hours.. I was in high school and got grounded because my step-dad said I was lieing about where I was at.....

 

Dont get me wrong, I respect the game, its just to boring for me.

 

I golfed one time and that was it.... football seemed more fun....

 

+1

 

I must admit that they are mutually exclusive. In fact nobody even shouted " YOU"RE THE MAN " at me in either circumstance

John

 

hahaha