A Good Dinner Spoiled

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  1. JohnO

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    A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
    Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
    suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
    and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

    The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair
    and out of sight under the table.

    Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
    unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

    The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
    "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the
    table.

    The woman calmly looked up at her and said,
    "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
     
    JohnO, Apr 17, 2007
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  2. amcarrig

    amcarrig Super Moderator

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    What's with all the chick jokes today? :)
     
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  3. JohnO

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    I've got FSOPMS, Don't ask :)

    John
     
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  4. a1amap

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    the joke was good, your sig is priceless
    Al

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  5. amcarrig

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    Yeah right......I'm asking...FSOPMS?
     
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  6. JohnO

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    LOL It's been so long I have forgotten LOL

    John
     
    JohnO, Apr 27, 2007
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  7. JohnO

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    Al, It's all yours :) ________/\_____________\o/-HELP! SHARK!____

    John
     
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  8. amcarrig

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    ::) Nice. Now I'll never know!
     
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  9. JohnO

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    Well as far as I can remember

    F =I am sure you can imagine
    S = ??
    O = ??
    P = Pamper
    M = Me
    S = Sweetly

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hang on, now I remember. Sorry can't tell you. It's secret mens business :)
     
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  10. amcarrig

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    Good because I've since lost interest :lol:
     
    amcarrig, May 4, 2007
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