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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sitsdown and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her...
Over the last month I became the victim of a clever confidence trick while out shopping. Simply going out to do some shopping turned out to be quite...
Dave just might be in a little trouble: Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His...
With some regret, and apologies to Matt ( who thinks that DH is the COOLEST ) read the Spotlight Reviews of the Hoffs latest album Amazon.com:...
Find the number 1 song on the day of your birth. #1 Song on This Date in History Mine was 1956 ... "Hound Dog/ Don't Be Cruel" by Elvis...
Lint Licker!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :LolLolLol :LolLolLol :LolLolLol :LolLolLol Keeping that one in my back pocket for future use :) ( the saying, not the...
You really know how to wound someone deeply don't you :) I can still remember the 80's mate LOL John
Don't think so mate, not yet anyway :)
Ladies and Gentlemen it has taken over 4 years but I finally got Amcarrig to say "yes". It truly is a wonderful day :) Now, as punishment for your...
Or sued? :) Nope, and I am not going to, just in case any of those things happen. Anyway, are you threatening me or just asking? :)
Not sure if this is true, but I was told that Paris Hilton was 'conceived' in France and therefore has the name Paris. Thank god it wasn't Hong Kong...
Sorry mate, can't tell a lie. I hope Queensland eradicate yous :) John
Only second to the Storm mate :) John
That would be the the symbol of a local sporting team :) John
LOL Nope, any other Aussies out there want to tell Roger what "Dinking" means over here? Anyway, it's actually me at my part time job, you can...
Quite right Roger :) When I was bad ( often ) my mother ( remember she is German ) used to say " John, if you don't stop you vill go barefoot to bed...
Yes 'em dear, once it stops raining. :) I also have dishes to wash, more clothes to wash, the ironing, and I have to clip one of the dogs, so there!...
Nup, you have to get "certified" first, and I am already at the front of THAT queue :) John
It's subliminal SPAM. I am actually a Viagra pushing Investment counciller living in Nigeria looking for a new husband, I was actually hoping no one...
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