Not Happy

Driving to work in heavy stop start traffic I didn't notice that the vehicle
in front of me had come to a stop.

I just touched the rear bumper of the vehicle and was trying my best to apologise when the other driver climbs out of his 4wd.

It was right then that I noticed he was a dwarf .He walked back to my car and knocked on my window,so I rolled down the window only to hear him scream "Im not ####### happy!"


So I screamed at him "Well which ####### one are you then?''

It was all I could think of at the time

 

hahaha, did he laugh?

 

You feeling some empathy??

John

 

And which dwarf would I be in your opinion dear John? Hmmmm?

 

Now thats funny right there I don't care where you're from....LOL;D

 

You would be that eighth dwarf, the one they never mention, named Shorty

No, not really, they had to keep you hidden because your natural beauty and charm would have cast too big a shadow on Snow White

John ( oozing charm from every pore, he oiled his way across the floor ) O

 

I am not mopping that up. ;D

 

Wonder how many people remember where that came from?

(come on, don't be afraid to show your age)

 

LOL Might be older than you think What's your source?

John