Laws

The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had
better let him lead.

The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always
leave room for the mouse.


The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.


The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have
nothing to lose.


The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger
starves last.


The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.


Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.


Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do
it himself.


Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.


Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past
tense.


Conway's Law: In any organization there is one person who knows what is
going on. That person must be fired.


Iron Law of Distribution: Them that has, gets.


Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.


Law of Drunkedness: You can't fall off the floor.


Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.


Osborne's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.


Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government
program.


Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers
wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have
destroyed civilization.