Hilarious! Tuscan Whole Milk

read the selling descriptions and any of the 1300 reviews...

I found this by complete random accident. I was looking for a movie on Amazon and saw a grocery section on Amazon.. I thought to my self "Self, you can get groceries delivered to your door and be extra lazy!! Lets check the price of milk" Well... I found a gallon of milk that started at $45 and it peaked my interest..."

This is what I found.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...ls?ie=UTF8&me=&qid=1324224221&sr=1-14&seller=

 

That's great! How about 4 boxes of Raisin Bran for 30 bucks! That's a steal!


Kellogg's Raisin Bran Cereal, 20-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food

 

one of the selling descriptions reads:

"When it comes to milk, the old adage is true. You get what you pay for. If you want milk that tastes like a cow pissed in a bucket, then by all means purchase the other milk products listed here. But if you want milk that has been extracted from the nipples of the Queen of all cows, the rare miniature Himalayan mice-cow that is no larger than a hamster and lives in the caves high above Afghanistan then your only option is to buy from us. We are the only certified vendor of miniature Himalayan mice-cow nectar and we won't bribe you to buy our milk by promising to bake cookies for you. Honestly, if you're the type of person who bakes your own cookies, you're probably not good enough for this milk. Most people can't appreciate the intricacies of miniature Himalayan mice-cow nectar, let alone afford it. Each gallon takes years to extract by hand and we have to pay our milker's a lot because milking a mice-cow is a painful, complicated process that we don't even want to go into. Your purchase comes with a certificate of authenticity and 10% of the proceeds are donated to saving the rapidly diminishing population of mice-cows. If we don't act fast, they will be gone forever. Think about that when you consider purchasing milk from the overpopulated regular cow breeds and how your purchase is contributing to the degradation of society."

 

You should read the reviews for the 3 wolf moon t-shirt

 

Thats awesome.. lol

 

That's awesome... I may lose all my productivity today to amazon reviews of ridiculous things!!

 

Is this like amazon joke of the day? 40$ milk, 30$ raisin bran *** ?
And who rights reviews about milk lol gezzz

 

lmao this is a prett good one

 

hahah did anyone else notice the thing to the right under
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Well ya know the Himalayan miniature mice cows are the cream of the crop when it comes to dairy cows... I don't know why your hatin.