A week before Halloween

A week before Halloween, Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a
few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Halloween raffle.

Seeing as the raffle was for charity, they bought five $1 tickets each.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti
sauce.

Dick was the winner of the second prize, six month's supply of
extra-long gourmet spaghetti.

And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.


When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they
were enjoying their prizes.


"Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."


"So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"


"Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."

 

lol;D

 

lmao........ too funny....