Worst Virus Ever - BEWARE

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    IF you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"

    Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it .

    Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything
    on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
    feet of your computer.

    It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

    It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR,
    and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

    It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus
    will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

    IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

    It will drink ALL your beer.

    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
    company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

    If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
    leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
    close to a full bathtub.

    It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    ***
    WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

    ***


    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.


    Send this warning to everyone!!!

    THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

    Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

    And look at you - you're on the computer!!!! ;D ;D ;D
     
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  3. Diver_1298

    Diver_1298 Eyelash Blennie

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    I heard that if you get this email all that happens no matter what you do with it. So go ahead and open it, What else could happen.... Oh yeah the wife is mysteriously 2 months pregnant and you've been out to sea for 4 months...

    J
     
  4. Gresham

    Gresham Great Blue Whale

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    Also makes you see the dead and causes hot dog finger!!!!
     
  5. JohnO

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    Hot dog finger? Is that the condition that makes it difficult to type properly or is it the other one?

    John :)
     
  6. kb.bear

    kb.bear Peppermint Shrimp

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    I've heard of that.
    I tkink it makes your finger smell like pork.
     
  7. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    I have this strange desire to tell a frog joke right now :)

    John
     
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  9. kb.bear

    kb.bear Peppermint Shrimp

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    Its not easy being green
     
  10. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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    O man i heard of this virus...if you get it at exactly 3:14 pm on a tuesday while you are feeding you fish pizza if turns you computer into a c4 bomb and blows you up, then you go into limbo (if you dont know what that is read Dante's Inferno) and you chill with Virgil