Won the Lotto

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  1. PackLeader

    PackLeader Giant Squid

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    A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"
    She says, "I'd take half then leave you."
    "Excellent!" He replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's 6, now get lost!"
     
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  2. Biggs2003

    Biggs2003 Flamingo Tongue

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    Nice :D
     
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  3. ivydog

    ivydog Feather Duster

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    hahaha
     
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  4. bama

    bama Humpback Whale

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    perfect..
     
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  5. pks4life420

    pks4life420 Fire Worm

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    Good one:laughy:...heres one for ya!

    A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ....and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00". "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95"? Dad asked surprised. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
     
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  6. pgreef

    pgreef Fire Goby

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    Roflmao
     
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  7. defdad

    defdad Fire Shrimp

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    Good ones. ;D
     
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  8. Gresham

    Gresham Great Blue Whale

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    :lol: thanks for the laugh :D
     
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  9. macabe

    macabe Purple Spiny Lobster

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    the barbie won was hilarious i laphed so hard :D
     
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  10. oceanparadise1

    oceanparadise1 Fire Squid

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    LMAO i love them both
     
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