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  1. MarineDepot

    MarineDepot 3reef Sponsor

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    GIVEAWAY TIME!!!

    We're having a fun little giveaway on our Facebook page this week.

    Leave us a comment with your best aquarium-related limerick on this post before noon Friday, 8/24. The 5 best poets will receive this incredibly handsome "Reef Nerd" T-shirt in the size of their choice.

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    Allow our mad poetry skills to inspire you:


    Aquarium keepers are smart people
    That’s why most we know shop Marine Depot
    The prices are low
    To ship to and fro
    So go place an order or three, Bro
     
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  3. Steve34

    Steve34 Feather Star

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    Ok, I'll give it a try.. not sure if the format is quite right

    My pistol shrimps popping
    My snails are dropping
    He uses their shells
    To decorate where he dwells
    So for more cleaners I go shopping
     
  4. FaceOfDeceit

    FaceOfDeceit Hockey Beard

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    Yeeeeeah Boyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
     
  5. MarineDepot

    MarineDepot 3reef Sponsor

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    You're a poet and don't even know it :)

    A true wordsmith!

    Don't forget to post it on our Facebook page to enter! ;)
     
  6. zoo 4 life

    zoo 4 life Coral Banded Shrimp

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    My yellow tang is named Sonic.
    I really think it is ironic.
    My nieces believe he’s iconic.
    If you ask me, I’d say he’s moronic.
    Nevertheless, his fins are quite bionic.
     
  7. zoo 4 life

    zoo 4 life Coral Banded Shrimp

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    One more...

    My clown fish loves her anemone.
    It protects her from all her enemies.
    Better double check your alkalinity.
    Oh, and don’t forget that salinity.
    It really is quite the affinity.
     
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  9. reef713

    reef713 Spanish Shawl Nudibranch

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    Limericks should be in a rhyming pattern where lines 1,2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. Like Steve's post.
     
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  10. zoo 4 life

    zoo 4 life Coral Banded Shrimp

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    Take 3, I can do this all day!

    Once lived a fish in the reef.
    His days were not filled with grief.
    By noon he had fed.
    Then he laid down his head.
    In a cave with a nice big fat leaf.
     
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  11. FatBastad

    FatBastad Zoanthid

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    Not a Limerick, but since I don't have a face book acct, who cares!



    Your reef tank may become an addiction,
    No it’s not a clear box you put fish in.
    A mini world you'll create or destroy
    You’ll try to play god, with new high tech toys.

    When you need help, 3reef is always there.
    They'll give you advice, solutions, and care.
    Ensuring sound sleep, not worried despair!

    Marine Depots crew, will help guide you through,
    All the ins and outs and what not-to-do’s!

    Your ecosystem, hardy and stable.
    Mesmerizing, calming, peaceful and bright.
    Beautiful, sexy, relaxing at night.

    The envy of reefers, and others too,
    Because Marine Depot’s, right behind you!
     
  12. Camkha1234

    Camkha1234 Great Blue Whale

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    I posted mine! I hope I win :)