T shirt sayings #2

a.. "I Can Fix Anything -- Where's the Duct Tape?"
a.. "Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off"
a.. (Thought balloon from a horse that's looking wistfully at a farmer in an
adjacent field) "Go Ahead, Make My Hay"
a.. "Rehab Is for Quitters!"
a.. "I'm Only Wearing Black Until They Find Something Darker"
a.. "If the Right Side of the Brain Governs the Left Side of the Body, Then
Left-Handed People Are the Only Ones in Their Right Minds!"
a.. "Body by Beer"
a.. "America Is a Wonderful Country -- Even a C Student Can Become
President"
a.. "Dad Knows a Lot, But Grandpa Knows EVERYTHING!"
a.. "From the Desk of Toto: Dear Dorothy -- Hate Oz, Took the Shoes, Find
Your Own Way Home!"
a.. "Summer in Nags Head -- Some Are Not"
a.. "Here I Am -- Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes?"
a.. "24 Hours in a Day, 24 Beers in a Case -- Coincidence?"
a.. "I Don't Think Much -- Therefore, I May Not Be"
a.. "When Your Dreams Turn to Dust, Vacuum"
a.. "I Got This T-Shirt for My Husband -- Pretty Good Trade, Huh?"
a.. "I'm from the Nation's Capital -- Nobody's Perfect"
a.. "Out of Body -- Back in Ten Minutes"
a.. "Where There's a Will . . . I Want to Be in It"
a.. "Always Remember You're Unique -- Just Like Everyone Else"
a.. "Keep Grandma Off the Streets -- Take Her to Bingo"
a.. "Can You Imagine a World Without Men? No Crime, and Lots of Happy, Fat
Women"
a.. "In Dog Years, I'm Dead"
a.. (Aboard a toddler) "How's My Walking? Call 1-800-GOODKID"
a.. "Remember, You Either Find Time to Exercise or You'll Have to Find Time
to Be Sick"
a.. (Aboard a man walking along a beach in South Florida) "Will Work for
Food" -- (Aboard the woman walking beside him) "Will Not Work for Anything"
a.. "Don't Worry, It Only Seems Kinky the First Time"
a.. "The Quickest Way to Double Your Money Is to Fold It in Half and Put It
in Your Pocket"
a.. "Before You Criticize Someone, You Should Walk a Mile in Their Shoes --
That Way, When You Criticize Them, You're a Mile Away and You Have a New
Pair of Shoes"
a.. "Experience Is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It"
a.. "I Bent the Rules and the Rules Won"