One liners on Marriage

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  1. Matt Rogers

    Matt Rogers Kingfish Staff Member

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    I wouldn't know. I've never been married... BUT...

    (PS - Ladies if you have the flip side of this, let's see it!)

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    Hemant Joshi

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    Socrates



    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    Dumas



    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous


    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
    Henny Youngman

    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
    Sam Kinison


    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
    James Holt McGavran

    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
    Patrick Murray

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

    Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    Anonymous


    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    Henny Youngman


    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield


    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Milton Berle

    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
     
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  3. coral reefer

    coral reefer Giant Squid

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    Those are good!!!!! To me marriage is like a soap opera! One minute you are crying and the next you are cracking up...plus, I can't understand soap opera's?__________
    A marriage is like the stock market...you have good days, you have bad days! I just wish the good days out numbered the bad and I made some money!!!!!
     
  4. turbo4603

    turbo4603 Teardrop Maxima Clam

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    So one guys asks another...
    "If a lion was gonna atack your mother in law or your wife, who would you save, the guys said, THE LION"!
     
  5. mistermikev

    mistermikev Astrea Snail

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    a bachelor goes home after work and goes to the fridge - doesn't see anything he likes so he goes to bed...
    a maried man comes home after work and goes to bed - doesn't see anything he likes so he goes to the fridge.
     
  6. coral reefer

    coral reefer Giant Squid

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    hahahahahahaahahahah!!!!
     
  7. Otty

    Otty Giant Squid

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    You do know what the leading cause of women to loose their sex drive is don't you.........
    WEDDING CAKE!;D