One Day At Church

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  1. saltyfish922

    saltyfish922 Feather Duster

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    A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people
    were
    > sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
    front
    > of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front

    > entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
    evil
    > incarnate.
    >
    > Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman

    who
    > sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact
    that
    > God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Satan walked up to the old

    man
    > and said
    >
    >
    >
    > "Don't you know who I am?"
    >
    > "Yep, sure do."
    >
    > "Aren't you afraid of me?"
    >
    > "Nope, sure ain't."
    >
    > "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"
    >
    > Don't doubt it for a minute."
    >
    > "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
    agony
    > for all eternity??"
    >
    > "Yep," was the calm reply.
    >
    > "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
    >
    > "Nope."
    >
    > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you
    afraid of
    > me?"
    >
    > The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 60 years."