"old" Is When..

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

    Mar 7, 2003
    Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
    "OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
    you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
    you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN.... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
    don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any
    fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking

    "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.