MED SCHOOL LESSON

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    First year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy Class with a real dead human body.

    They all gathered around the surgery table, with the body covered with a white sheet.
    The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it Is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

    For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck a finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing I did," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but Eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
    When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger, and sucked on my index finger.

    Now pay attention."
     
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