Guts and Balls

Discussion in 'The Bucket' started by JohnO, May 16, 2005.

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  1. JohnO

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    Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?


    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
    you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
    and having the balls to say, "You're next.
     
    JohnO, May 16, 2005
    JohnO, May 16, 2005
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