Fish jokes

Discussion in 'The Bucket' started by DevinH, Mar 7, 2013.

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  1. Sacohen

    Sacohen Bristle Worm

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    Why do fish always know how much they weigh?

    Because they have their own scales.
     
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  3. Toallhisdoom

    Toallhisdoom Dragon Wrasse

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  4. 55gfowlr

    55gfowlr Zoanthid

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes.....?





    F SH..... haha get it... lol
     
  5. Camkha1234

    Camkha1234 Great Blue Whale

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    What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?

    A fish tank
     
  6. Anya

    Anya Bristle Worm

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    How did the hammerhead do on his test?
    He nailed it!!!

    P.S. the eels were too funny!
     
  7. oldfishkeeper

    oldfishkeeper Giant Squid

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    +1^^