Fish jokes

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  1. Sacohen

    Sacohen Bristle Worm

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    Why do fish always know how much they weigh?

    Because they have their own scales.
     
    Sacohen, Mar 11, 2013
    Sacohen, Mar 11, 2013
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  2. Toallhisdoom

    Toallhisdoom Dragon Wrasse

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    Repost!
     
    Toallhisdoom, Mar 11, 2013
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  3. 55gfowlr

    55gfowlr Zoanthid

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes.....?





    F SH..... haha get it... lol
     
    55gfowlr, Mar 12, 2013
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  4. Camkha1234

    Camkha1234 Great Blue Whale

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    What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?

    A fish tank
     
    Camkha1234, Mar 12, 2013
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  5. Anya

    Anya Bristle Worm

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    How did the hammerhead do on his test?
    He nailed it!!!

    P.S. the eels were too funny!
     
    Anya, Mar 12, 2013
    Anya, Mar 12, 2013
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  6. oldfishkeeper

    oldfishkeeper Giant Squid

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    +1^^
     
    oldfishkeeper, Mar 16, 2013
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