Aquarium Laser System

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  1. Matt Rogers

    Matt Rogers Kingfish

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    I saw this at the lfs and couldn't believe what I was looking at. Now you, yes you!, can subject your fish to a permanent disco-tech environment!!!! :eek: ::)


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    Now that you have seen that, try to swallow everything in the quote -



    http://www.miraclebeam.com/aqualas.asp
     
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  3. Matt Rogers

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    One more pic, look closely and you can see Jerry Garcia:

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  4. Gresham

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    I've been waiting for some one to post about this. Did you read the claims? Yah, its gonn a make my fish wanna hump, right(that claim is on the box). Why, cuz its a club environment. Seriuosly, I sold around 15 of those units, over half to my friends. Exspensive, and about 1/4 will end up leaking within 1/2 year. Algae grows on the lense real quick, so you need to keep them accessable, and the cord is short. Don't buy the purple color, it hardly shows up. the laser is quit bright, but that darn short cord makes placing real hard. I ended up giving mine 2 sets to Matt(Anne;s Matt, MattR) for visual displays at his house parties. He loves em.
     
  5. Matt Rogers

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    Yeah, the claims are over the top. I can't believe they are serious.

    That's funny your friends use them at house parties! ;D
     
  6. Craig Manoukian

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    Whatever happened to Disco Duck?
     
  7. Wrassman

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    [glow=Maroon, 1, 90%]I just cannot believe that they claim it will help fish spawn and help the eggs hatch!!! It is incredible that someone thought that putting a laser light show on an aquarium would have ANY effect, but possibly a negative one if left on too long!!![/glow]

    [glow=Purple, 1, 90%]This one gets the Wrassman Flying Rectum-Nosed Puffer-Tailed Neon Wrasse Award !!!! Given only to those truly stupid and insipid enough to attempt to market ANYTHING !!![/glow]

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  9. Matt Rogers

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    [quote author=Wrassman link=board=General;num=1054609002;start=0#5 date=06/03/03 at 12:49:56]
    [glow=Purple, 1, 90%]This one gets the Wrassman Flying Rectum-Nosed Puffer-Tailed Neon Wrasse Award !!!!  Given only to those truly stupid and insipid enough to attempt to market ANYTHING !!![/glow]

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    HAHAHA!! ;D [smiley=laugh4.gif] [smiley=laugh5.gif]
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    Move over Eco-Aqualizer, here comes Aquarium Laser System!

    I am going to breed some Leafy Sea Dragons!!!
     
  10. Craig Manoukian

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    Get those Leafy Sea Dragons a miniskirt and a white polyester suit!
     
  11. Matt Rogers

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  12. visualscapes

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    Has anyone tried it in conjunction with Marc Weis's black powder? It should work way better IMO. ;)