An Ounce Of Brains

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  1. JohnO

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    An Ounce Of Brains

    A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they
    have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available
    brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of
    regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for
    the sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff! How
    come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you
    know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
     
    JohnO, Jan 8, 2006
    JohnO, Jan 8, 2006
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