13 Random Thoughts...

13. Don't take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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>12. Life is sexually transmitted.
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>11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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>10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
>erection, make him a sandwich! .....GOOD ONE!
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>9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
>the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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>8. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but you still
> can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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>7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
>nothing.
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>6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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>5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
>criticism.
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>4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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>3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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>2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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>1. You read about all these Terrorists and that most of them came here
>legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15
>years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
>those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge
>of immigration.