123

A man, getting on in years, finds that he is unable to perform in the
bedroom. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems
to work. Finally, as a last resort, the doctor refers him to an African
medicine man.

The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said he throws a
white powder into a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke. Then the African medicine man says, 'This is powerful healing but
you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!'


The man then asks, 'What happens when it's over and I don't want to
continue?' The medicine man replies, 'When your partner can take no more
and is completely exhausted, all she has to say is '1234' and it will
then go down. But be warned, 'It will not rise again for another whole
year.'


The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night
he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He slides into
bed, cuddles up to his wife and says '123' and he feels a sudden
movement in his trouser department just as the medicine man promised.


His wife turns over and asks, 'what did you say '123' for?