LOL, No VW, but they do get about 12 to 16" long in the wild. I am no expert but I know that they are harder to keep that most crabs, seems to me I read that they need special food and need to be target feed. I also remember seeing somewhere that they don't last long in a reef tank.
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Horseshoe crab?? 
