 A young man called Pete
A young man called Pete wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend.
They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a
considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,
that a pair of good quality gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to the Harrods ladies dept and they selected
a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves.
His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
items, the sister got the gloves and John got the knickers.
Good old John sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go out in the evenings.
If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with
buttons, but she wears shorter
ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love
John.
P.S. My sister tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little bit of fur showing.
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