 The Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time
The Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
"What's a trollop like you doing in a classy joint like this?"
"I was about to go masturbate and I need a name to go with your face."
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"One way or another I'm going to make love to you tonight but I'd rather you be there."
"You know I'd really like to **** your brains out but it appears someone beat me to it."
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"So are you going to give me your phone number or am I going to have to stalk you?"
"My name is Elmer J. Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht."
"Damn, I thought 'very-fine' only came in a bottle!"
"You like Pop Tarts? Because that's what we're having for breakfast tomorrow."
"I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you . . ."
"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed."
"You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"
"Hey, somebody just farted - let's get out of here!"
"Hi, my name is ___. Remember it, because you'll be screaming it all night long."
"The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue"
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, It's a pretty good empty experience." --Woody Allen
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