 An woman went to the doctor with a problem
An woman went to the doctor with a problem and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?"! He replied,
"Buggered if I know. Go next door and ask Sharon. She's a nurse.
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.
"What happened to you?" asked her husband.
"No bloody idea," she replies. "I asked that Sharon what a specimen was and she told me to go pee in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and then all hell broke loose."
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