 A woman wanted to reach her husband
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered
that she was out of credit. She instructed her son to use his own phone
to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.
After Junior had called, he got back to Mummy to inform her that there
was a woman that had answered Daddy's phone the three times he tried
reaching Dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon
seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap,
and then she slapped him again, for good measure!
People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find out what the cause
of the commotion was. Mummy asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady
said to him when he called.
Junior said, "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at
present. Please try again later..."
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