 wireless security system
How to install a wireless security system:
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used work boots, a really big pair. Put them
outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns
and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a
really big dish. Leave a note on your front door
that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I
have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an
hr. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been
wormed and they are a little edgy."
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