What is scary about Amcarrig?

[Matt Rogers]

That Fowie sold me some snake oil... er.. 'Monkey juice!' :mad:

[JohnO]

Originally Posted by Tangster

Old Fowie Ng A hell of guy I was so upset to learn of his sudden and unexpected demise I was about crushed he was such a mentor to us all he will be sorely missed But I guess the aquarium gods needed him far more then us lowly mortals ?

As for old Sneaky Neeky LOL Huum I guess some of them old songs hold some truth after all ? Now we call her Nicey Neeky LOL But I think she just holds that doubled edged L.I tonger better LOL more considerate of less verbally capable people. Besides I hate to see grown people cry . hey why is it always my fault ! Every since I was a kid it been my fault . Everything from where is that wrench to who let the gate open ? I was the scape goat . I did'nt do nuttin.

I simply don't care how much you protest mate, it's still your fault and you KNOW it, my god she is even expressing the occassional y'all

I was going to swear on the grave of Steve Irwin instead of Fowie but realised that it was better to swear on the grave of a untalented, loudmouthed loser, instead Hang on, maybe I have just done both of them an injustice

John

[JohnO]

Originally Posted by Matt Rogers

That Fowie sold me some snake oil... er.. 'Monkey juice!' :mad:

It was Monkey Liquid and it reduces Nitrates far better than Pasta ever did LOL

John

[Birchell]

Wow 7 pages!!! Someone is really bored . Do I hear sticky . This needs to be on this site FOREVER!!!!!

[Tangster]

Originally Posted by JohnO

I simply don't care how much you protest mate, it's still your fault and you KNOW it, my god she is even expressing the occassional y'all

I was going to swear on the grave of Steve Irwin instead of Fowie but realised that it was better to swear on the grave of a untalented, loudmouthed loser, instead Hang on, maybe I have just both of them an injustice

John

Half a dozen of one and six of the other By crock'y

[Tangster]

Originally Posted by JohnO

It was Monkey Liquid and it reduces Nitrates far better than Pasta ever did LOL

John

LOL Awh man I was recalling that his morning and all of them smart guys wanted to see more data and some just wanted the product! LOL

[JohnO]

Originally Posted by Tangster

LOL Awh man I was recalling that his morning and all of them smart guys wanted to see more data and some just wanted the product! LOL

I remember that too Some people even wanted to know whether to cook the pasta first and if so should it be el dente, or just used raw

John

[Tangster]

I used mine cooked then add some tomato sauce and meat and it was pretty good. And I could just see them all infront of their tanks after lights off testing the liquids for data LOL

[amcarrig]

Originally Posted by JohnO

WHAT!! How dare you! Look left, look at the monkey, now look down, does that say bloody SYDNEY, ya whacker!

John

DOH! Where the hell did I get Sydney from? It's Roger's fault

[inwall75]

Good Heaven's.....it scares me to death that I know what you're talking about now. I cannot believe how many Japanese people thought that this stuff could possibly work.

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