 Ways to say someone's not too bright
Ways to say someone's not too bright
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few cans short of a six-pack.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
All foam, no beer.
As smart as bait.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Not the sharpest knife in the draw.
A room temperature IQ.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! | 
&&&&For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.&&&&William Shakespeare
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