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05-08-2007, 03:46 PM
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| | 3reef Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
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|  Three midgets
Three midgets wanted to get into Guinness World Records.
First one said she might have the world's smallest hands.
Second said he was sure he had the world's smallest feet.
The third said there was a chance she just might actually be the shortest midget EVER
So they went to Guinness and checked it out.
The first one came out, "Yea, I got the world's smallest hands ! I'm now in
the book."
The second came out and told his friend, "I do have the world's smallest
feet !"
The third came out, looking really p****d off and asked her friends,
"Who the hell is Amcarrig ?"
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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a&&holes.
Last edited by JohnO; 05-08-2007 at 05:10 PM.
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05-08-2007, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Pt. Richmond, Ca. Age: 38
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OH MY. 
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05-08-2007, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Rogers  OH MY.
Time to flee! | Don't be afraid Matt, she'll never even notice
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05-08-2007, 05:47 PM
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05-08-2007, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by amcarrig |  OW OW OW
Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Actually Matt dared me to, yeah, that's right, I remember now, Matt made me do it
Anyway are we still mates?   
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05-08-2007, 05:59 PM
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 Who are you and what have you done with JohnO?  | |
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05-08-2007, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by amcarrig Who are you and what have you done with JohnO? | My name is Onhoj and I am his not so evil twin, in fact I am the better looking one Anyway, I have to go and hang out the washing so catchyalaterwhenyourlegsarestraighter ( or longer ) | |
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05-08-2007, 06:09 PM
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Domestics aye?   | |
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05-08-2007, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by amcarrig Domestics aye? | That's the one, I get Sundays and Wednesdays ( today ) off at the moment, which is why I am able to post here so frequently ( apologies to all ) and also means I have some domestic chores to do. Which BTW includes trying to clear up the water in my pond which is currently BRIGHT green. Any good ideas?
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