Southern Baptist Lady...

[JohnO]

Southern Baptist Lady...

The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught
Sunday School every week.


On one Sunday, an out-of-town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in
the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.


While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward
and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"

"Why yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.

The gentleman couldn't believe his luck.

On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest
restaurant in that part of Alabama. When they sat down, the gentleman
looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before
dinner?"

"Oh, no," said this fine example of Southern womanhood,
"Whatever would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Our gentleman was set back a bit so he didn't say much until
after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of
cigarettes and asked, " Would you like a smoke?"

"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my
Sunday School class if I did."

Our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car
and as he was driving the lady home, they passed
the local Holiday Inn.

He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had
nothing to lose so he ventured forth with,
"Ahhh, mmmm, how would you like to stop at this motel?"

"Sure, that would be nice," she said with anticipation!

The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U- turn
right then and there and drove back to the
motel and checked in.

The next morning, after a wild and passionate night, the
gentleman woke up first. He looked at the lovely Dixie Darlin' lying
there in the bed with and with remorse thought, " What the heck have I
done?"

He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing.
Whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"

The lady said, " The same thing I always tell them: You don't
have to smoke and drink to have a good time."

[Matt Rogers]

lmao.