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11-21-2007, 06:14 PM
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|  Politically incorrect but funny :)
Politically incorrect but bloody funny
A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop.
After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat.
It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.
He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?'
The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'
The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat, You can keep the story.'
As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun to follow him.
This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way.
He increased his speed & ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he
Looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster. By now very concerned, he ran to down the pier and threw the bronze Rat far out into the water.
Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned.
The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said, 'Ah,
you've come back for the story then?'
'No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim
Fundamentalist Cleric, a Poof, a Manchester United supporter, and anything French!'
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11-21-2007, 06:18 PM
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| | Skunk Shrimp
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Monmouth County, New Jersey Age: 51
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Politically incorrect but bloody funny .
YES IT IS
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SETUP-3Reef shirt&bumper sticker,90gal Tank, 250 watt Heater, . 40lbs live sand , 40lbs L/R - 4x65watt PC , Mag12 return pump, 30 gal sump/fuge
FISH-1 Blue Throat Trigger,1 Yellow Watchman, 2 Green Chromis,1 Maroon clown,1 squirrel fish,Lawnmower Blenny
CORAL--Purple Zoanths, , Toadstool , Finger leather, Trumpet,Star polyps
INVERTS-2 Feather Dusters,1 bristle star, 10 mixed snails, 15 blue leg hermits,2 Tuxedo urchins | |
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11-21-2007, 06:46 PM
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| | Stylophora
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Quebec City
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nice mate ,
I'l pay that _________ 
55gl skimmerless, 80lbs live rock, DIY wavemaker running 3x MJ1200 with hydor deflector.
2 DIY fluidized reactors Carbon & ROWAphos
LIghts- 2x 50/50 atinics T10's , 2x life gro T10's ,
1x20,000K T12, 1x6,000K T10.
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11-21-2007, 08:04 PM
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| | Montipora Capricornis
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 30
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_________ 4x24w T5ho 135ltr/35gal marine cube 15kg of liverock Mandarin Goby, Zoanthids(orange and yellow) Hammer coral , red and blue coralmorphs.  Got Questions? Need Answers?
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11-22-2007, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Groningen, The Netherlands Age: 25
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11-22-2007, 08:14 AM
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| | Giant Squid
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Miami, FL Age: 39
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11-22-2007, 08:54 AM
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11-22-2007, 12:00 PM
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11-22-2007, 12:48 PM
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| | Spaghetti Worm
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Southeast Washington
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Bravo!! | |
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