 One day my girlfriend
One day my girlfriend and I were discussing anger management and she asked me
"When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your
anger?"
I told her, "I clean the toilet bowl."
She said , "How does that help?"
I told her, "I use your toothbrush."
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