A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people
were
> sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front
> of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
> entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
evil
> incarnate.
>
> Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman
who
> sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact
that
> God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Satan walked up to the old
man
> and said
>
>
>
> "
on't you know who I am?"
>
> "Yep, sure do."
>
> "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>
> "Nope, sure ain't."
>
> "
on't you realize I can kill you with a word?"
>
> Don't doubt it for a minute."
>
> "
id you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
agony
> for all eternity??"
>
> "Yep," was the calm reply.
>
> "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
>
> "Nope."
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you
afraid of
> me?"
>
> The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 60 years."
One Day At Church 
